Mission 0001

Operation: Death people
Location: Lima, Peru
Date: August '00
Units available: The fresh fish unit and some non weird civilians.
Duration: approximately two weeks. Depending of how fast the nationals will die...
Gear: Bibles, New Testaments.
Synopsis:
Must take your casual clothes, I mean clown suits, your usual, I mean clown make up, American candy, tracks, etc.
Don't forget the pollos that bring the chick's attention...
Primary objective: Lets pretend they are going to die.
Secondary objective: Guinea pigs....
Good luck...

August 00, Mission accomplished.

Mission 0002

Operation: Lost translator.
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Date: February 03 '01
Units available: the assault team of the "fish unit".
Duration: One day.
Primary objective: to find the only peruvian, non mexican, already american, now canadian and almost german that lives in the island
Secondary objective: to get in the Empress hotel and see the tea room...
additional objectives: To see the wax museum, and walk around town.
And by request of one of the team members, to go to a pub...=D
Gear: backpacks, pictures, passports and wallet pictures to show him... Inka Cola can work as tear gas in this mission: It will make him cry...
Synopsis:
Intelligence has inform us that our suspect will be meeting with one of the leaders of the vegetarian world new order, a female to be exact,  to discuss some issues about veggies...You must infiltrate foreign land, follow the no-cow girl and find the translator. He will be awaiting her arrive at the ferry terminal, around the 0945 hrs.., local time. However you must use non violence methods to get to him. ( like scaring the heck out of him while he is looking at the Empress, or to tell him to wait inside with Immigrations )
Good Luck...

On February 03 '01, the mission was accomplished.

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